spoiled fucking babies

I know that you imagine that you're the most asked person on the board about your opinion. But here's a harsh slap of reality for you, it's just that...your imagination. The truth is nobody really cares about your opinion any more than anybody else's opinion around here. The difference is that nobody else confuses the board with real life and thus nobody here takes this seriously enough to care what other posters think about them. Also, nobody else here mistakes other poster's mockery of them as any sort of sign of respect. And make no mistake about it, while you're probably not in fact the most respected poster here you are BY FAR the most mocked poster here.

I'm sure it does.

You misspelled "If I could ever summon the courage to get out of my mom's basement and actually start interacting with the real world instead of pretending to be some sort of message board bigwig, then my life would be a lot happier."

Again, I'm sure they do.

yes, I'm the one who stated like it was a fact that the Panthers were going to try to run the ball on Otah's false start. And I'm the one who's insisting we ran the ball more than we passed on first and second downs even though we passed 15 times and ran 6 times on first down after the score was 14-7. And even though we passed the ball 10 times and ran it three times on second down after the score was 14-7. So to recap, you've been called out about two of the "facts" you've tried to use to support your argument, but the only thing you can come back with to refute mine is that I'm a dumbass.

The game was over at halftime.

Hell, if it will make you feel better we can say that after the Cardinals went up 20 the game was over and throw out the last posession of the first half which was all pass...it doesn't matter. The game was over before we started running the ball again.

No it doesn't, and while I think you're really not all that smart I do give you a enough credit to know what the real definition of abandoning the run means.

I know it hurts to get your ass handed to you by someone you keep yelling is an idiot. But don't worry emperor, everyone here knows that you in fact have no clothes on. So this really doesn't do anything to harm anyone's opinion of you. In fact, it's just another example of why people view you the way they do. Carry on.

 

Shut the fuck up and stop whining you useless douchebag. Either grow a pair or go back to wherever the hell you came from.

This is one of the things that makes you seem so unimaginably stupid. You aren't even aware enough to create believable lies, which means you just come across as some bubble-brained moron, only slightly less belligerent and annoying that a plastered party slut who's pissed because someone else is getting more attention. People do ask my opinion regularly in these forums, to the point that it makes you look laughably oblivious to say otherwise.

I'm well aware of that. There are plenty of losers such as yourself who are angry about times I've made you look stupid or just your general irrelevance. What you morons don't get is that people don't care about you or your hurt feelings. You clowns need to form a support group to work out your frustrations towards me rather than cluttering up the board with your bitter recriminations.

Alex, I'll take "Recycled insults that one thousand other TBR posters have used before but I'm too addle-brained to think up anything new" for $500.

That's not remotely close to what I said, but as noted, you have to lie because you're getting your ass kicked on the actual facts. What I actually did say is that we usually ran it on first or second down, but understandably wouldn't on third and long. That happens to be true. Aside from the times when Jake turned the ball over on first down, there was only one drive until late in the third quarter when the Panthers didn't run on one of their first two plays. That only happened one time until the point that we were down 30-7, but your dumb ass wants to pretend that we "abandoned the run."

Aside from all the facts I presented, yes, that's true, I have only insults to combat your delusions.

It was the same fucking score from 3:32 left in the second quarter until 4:44 left in the third, you retard. You have no knowledge or any ability to make a coherent, thoughtful contribution to the board. Your fundamental lack of intelligence means that your one and only outlet for getting anyone to notice your existence is to annoy someone who actually possesses knowledge. Congratulations. Celebrate the fact that you can make me rant by being unrepentantly stupid. That's a crowning achievement people will undoubtedly mention in your eulogy. "BUCKO was a moron who wasn't good for anything else, but boy could he rile up Collin. That sure was fun. Thankfully we have an unlimited supply of otherwise useless trolls who can fill that role."

Once again, aside from the plays where Jake turned the ball over on first down, every single drive but one had a run in the first two plays until they made it 30-7.

I have such a low opinion of your intelligence that I honestly don't know if you sincerely believe that or if it's just something you tell yourself to feel better about being such a boil on the ass of this board. Seriously, if you're going to be this much of a nuisance, at least bring something positive to the table. If you want to be a troll, at least be funny or clever. That way someone might find you entertaining. Or if that's not your style, study up and maybe one day you'll make a legitimate point.

 

Aha, haha, hahahahahahahahahahahahahah! LOL x10. You sir, have no business telling me to grow a pair. Lol!

 

yeah, I stand by my statement. Nobody here, except yourself, cares about your opinion any more than any one of a dozen posters here. And NOBODY cares about your opinion more than they do Magnus's, which eats you up inside.

Here's the part you don't get. Those of us that make fun of you don't get our feelings hurt by you. And we don't have any frustrations towards you. In spite of what you might believe, all you are and all you'll ever be is the clown that I can coax into a pages long tit for tat argument over something that is so trivial that the very idea that you'd take it so seriously as to argue about it is hiliarious. That's it, nothing more.

Thank god you came up with something original there. You might have actually picked the one more overused response than mine. The difference of course is that mine is spot on accurate, while I'm pretty sure there has never been any such Jeopardy category.

So what you really meant was "we ran the ball more on first and second down than we did on third down?" Of course we did, so does every fucking team in the league in every game.

sure, and aside from the drives in which we didn't score we scored every drive. And my dumb ass wants to pretend that we lost the game. Jake didn't commit any turnovers trying to run the ball so that means on three of the drives (all of which were in the first half) we didn't actually run the ball at all during the drive. But spin that how you need to.

I've yet to see the first fact you've actually posted. But I guess even in light of that your above statement is technically true.

Yes it was...it was a 20 point Cardinal lead, which meant the game was over. What was that final margin again?

I could care less if anybody notices me becuase this board is nothing more for me than a time killer. Thankfully you're here to provide me hours of amusement with your insane rantings about nothing just because people dare to disagree with your "vast(ly overrated) knowledge"

Trust me, when I go what I did on an internet message board will be in no way mentioned at my funeral. I have no doubt it will be the centerpiece of your funeral. Of course nobody but your mom and that annoying trucker guy she has living with her upstairs now will be there to hear it, but such is your life.

and once again three of their first half drives ended in no rushing plays. Oh yeah and the game was over long before the score was made 30-7.

It's killing you that I'm whipping your ass isn't it? Fess up, you've been throwing shit around and yelling the whole time you've been reading this haven't you?

 

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good timing dude

 

As stupid as you clearly are, I don't think even you believe that. So either it's something you say because you wish it was true since you're that bitter towards me, or else you say it in hopes that it will piss me off. It won't. For me to give a shit about your personal evaluation of me, I'd have to believe that you knew what you were talking about and thus respect your opinion. You can definitely piss me off, but it's by making utterly stupid statements and then defending them in a way that appears to be sincere. Stupidity is what makes me angry, which is why you're pretty good at it.

Again, come up with something original. You're not humiliating yourself for the "fun" of making me angry. You don't enjoy people thinking that you're a clueless retard because I exposed your stupidity. Those are just excuses and rationalizations you come up with after the fact. "I'm not really a moron, I just pretended to be one because it's fun to make Collin angry." Sure.

Two of those were when Jake turned it over on the very first play of the possession. By all means, pretend that Delhomme's fuckups on the first play meant that we "abandoned the run." Say as many incredibly stupid things as you can think of, and then pretend that it was all just an act, even though no one has ever actually seen you post something intelligent.

It was already a 20 point lead before that drive where we didn't run the ball, so if you want to insist that the game was already over at that point, then what are you bitching about? Don't pretend that you weren't being serious and that you just made this mistake for my reaction. You were sincerely trying to make a point and you fucked up horrendously because you're just that stupid.

Yet another unoriginal and transparent excuse for your uselessness. People who are unintelligent and thoughtless all pretend like they could make insightful points if they really wanted to. The reality is that you wish you had the ability to seem knowledgeable, and you wish that anyone gave a crap what you think. No one does because you're a moron. You simply do not possess the intelligence to make legitimate contributions, so to make you feel better about being so useless, you pretend like it's only because you don't try.

Two of those drives were turnovers by Jake on the first play. Passing the ball on first down doesn't mean you have "abandoned the run," but by all means, just reinforce how stupid people think you are. And the other drive came when Arizona already had a 20 point lead, which you've already said was the point at which the game was over.

Not even you believe that you are. In fact, you know that you've been humiliated, which is why you're changing your story and making all kinds of bullshit excuses for the many things you've gotten wrong. Instead what kills me is that people like you exist. You and anyone related to you should be exterminated just so humanity is not plagued with your particular brand of stupidity. People like you are degenerates who only get in the way. You have no usefulness whatsoever, and every breath you take is one that could be better spent on someone else.

 

Ah ha! I figured out why Collin is angry all the time. He gets frustrated when his superior knowledge baffles us. Either that or he 's mad because he falls directly into the category of people he just stated he doesn't like [stupid people]. But hey I feel for him, because if I was Collin, and I had to talk junk behind a screen name on a public forum to try and prove my superiority, and I had to listen to myself talk all day, I think I would be pretty pissed a lot of the time too.


Baha!

 

Has to be a DALLAS fan.

 

No.