The BCS Mess

Dave, you're kind of skewing the facts to make Collin look bad here. Let's not forget that he's not in just any apartment - it's OVER 1100 square feet! And, only two bedrooms so you know each room is quite large. And as far as not having friends - have you forgotten that Sly and Collin have mutual respect for each other now? I'm quite certain that Collin now considers Sly to be a friend.

 

Yes, how embarrassing that I get paid to write for and edit a magazine that goes out all across the country. How awful that I was forced to live in such a cramped 1046 square foot, two bedroom apartment. Woe is me.

That's hilarious coming from someone with at least 35,102 posts (including your BearBryant account). Maybe if you spent less time on TBR, your wife wouldn't have cheated on you. You follow me around and snipe at me because you're bitter about being completely useless. No one cares what you have to say about anything because no one thinks you have anything worthwhile to say. You have money, which is great for you, but money doesn't make you any less of a useless douchebag.

 

you're a complete loser who has been exposed as being a complete fucking nothing. you write for some shitty magazine that takes about 5 pages of google search before your name even gets associated with writing for them. Now I know why you're 30 and still in stuck in that apartment..all alone. you could make more money as a joey fatone impersonator.

ok..now come back with my wife cheating on me since you really have nothing and you getting smacked around with the truth of how miserable your fucking life is killing you. Notice how no one ever comes to your rescue to defend you? what a fucking miserable piece of shit you are. Its funny how to have toot your own here every fucking day that goes by on tbr. why is that? Why doesnt anyone ever say one good thing about you? You're such a fucking loser that you actually got your ass kicked from the internet...ok this is where you say sly has more respect for you than anyone else on tbr for the 100th time...you would think sly would actually come defend your pathetic ass for once.

 

You desperately need to believe that because seeing someone like me makes you feel like a piece of shit. Do you even realize the significance of the fact that you follow me around the forums? It's not like I return the favor. You're irrelevant to me except when you're being a nuisance, but you follow me around because I make you feel bad. You don't even dispute what I'm saying about no one ever asking your opinion on anything because no one thinks you know anything worth sharing. It eats at you to be dismissed like that. It bothers you that no one cares what you think.

And as for my life, all that babbling just comes across as pathetic since you already know some of the insanely cool things that I've done already despite being only 30. Having your words printed and sent all over the country is gratifying, even if it's not a truly major publication like SI or The Sporting News. Doing consulting work with a major league team is even more amazing, even if it unfortunately didn't lead to a permanent position (yes, I asked and they said they didn't have one for me). Those things are a million times more impressive than anything you've ever done in your life and you know that, which is what makes your posturing about how my life is supposedly so bad look especially pathetic.

Have you ever seen me say that anyone else's wife was cheating on them? I didn't choose that insult randomly, you moron. Believe whatever you need to in order to sleep at night, but I've proven many times that I have ways of knowing things that no one thinks I could.

The people on this board that I'm friends with know that I don't need rescuing, especially from a laughingstock like you. And yes, there are people on TBR who I spend time with away from the forums. Moreover, did you not stop to think that no one is coming to your rescue either?

I bring up my accomplishments because I get attacked with regularity by bitter losers like you.

They do, you moron. Countless people ask my opinion on things and praise my insight.

Why would he need to, especially from you? You're a joke who follows me around because I make you feel useless. What have you achieved? What are you good for? What are you knowledgeable about? You follow me around because you're jealous that I'm so much of what you wish you could be. You insult my achievements when yours don't even come close to equaling mine, and you insult me for spending time on TBR when you have over ten thousand more posts than I do. It's funny. Who needs defending from that?

 

I get my opinions asked in real life, not a message board. 99% of the time you open your ********** and give your opinion without anyone asking you.
you did consulting for a major league team but they couldnt come with anything for you? nothing? not even on the grounds crew? a ticket taker? nothing? you must be more loser in real life than on the internet.

I'll pay your rent in your shitty lttle apartment if you come up with one shread of evidence that my wife has ever cheated on me. Better yet, you come up with it or take a fucking hike you miserable peice of shit. I'll even help you get your story started to where its even believable. We have spent one night away from each other since we met. We drive to work together, we work about 500 yards apart from each other, we drive home together. Make sure you come with facts as you always like to claim.

who do you hang out with from tbr? name one person. sly kicking your ass for 30 minutes does not count.

NO ONE defends you. I dont think you get someone to piss on you if you were on fire.

 

I would, Dave. Even if he weren't on fire I'd piss on him. I'd shit on him too if that counts for anything.

 

Damn- her life sucks.

 

One night? That is a little extreme.

 

dont hate

 

No, you don't. You don't get them asked anywhere and you know it. A lot of people do like to hang out with you and go golfing because you have money, you have a lot of free time, and you are generally up for a good time. But they don't respect you and they don't value you because you give them no reason to.

No, which was certainly disappointing, but even temporarily being involved with something like that was rewarding. And while you talk about me tooting my own horn, this gig happened about a year ago and I never mentioned it until Braves made an ass of himself because it wasn't anyone else's business. None of my experiences or achievements make me right or wrong on this message board, and as such, they're irrelevant to most arguments.

I don't have any physical evidence. I didn't claim that I was there.

They can name themselves if they want to, but I'm not going to have you harassing them because you're obsessed with me. But you can check any forum to see people asking my opinion on things. You don't like me being around because I make you feel like a useless piece of shit. Most people are willing to put up with my shit because they're not as insecure as you are, and because they value my knowledge about a variety of subjects.

Lots of people do, but you're so stupid that it's possible you really haven't even noticed. Even people who don't like me will defend me, like when erpi was doing this same act in the Panthers that you're doing now. Buck Nasty certainly thinks I'm an asshole, but that didn't stop him from adding his two cents:

DaveW, you run your mouth because you have nothing else to do. You are a spammer. You're just as much of an asshole as I am, only you don't have any value to balance that out. You're a mean, frustrated loser who despises anyone who makes you feel stupid. You've felt that way since you were a teenager and the people who did better than you in school made you feel less significant. You are one of those people that tries to relive those days for the rest of your life as one of the "popular kids" where it didn't matter that you weren't smart, it only mattered that you were "popular." You're still stuck in that same adolescent spiral. And it's why your attacks on me are laughable. If you contributed anything to this board then maybe your criticism would carry some weight. Instead you look like yet another bitter fool following me around because I hurt your feelings.

You attack my achievements when they dwarf your own. You attack the amount of time I've spent on TBR when you've spent far more on the forums. You attack me for not going to supporting my favorite college team when you haven't been to see yours in years. Everything you say is one example of hypocrisy after another. You need moral high ground to judge other people, and you don't have any. It's almost like the insults you throw at other people are really just frustrations you have about yourself and your own life.