Another Prophecy from Wendy Alex (God.TV co-founder)

It's always entertaining when a supreme being weighs in on an election, a TV show, or a football game. I cannot believe people actually think this is real.

 

So you think Wendy's chats with God are just a bunch of BS? That's fine . . . . . So would you say also that God doesn't talk to anybody these days ? ? ?

 

If you go by the Bible, then direct communication did happen but was incredibly rare. Given how many people claim to speak with God, either he's gotten a lot more talkative or the vast majority of them are full of crap.

 

Not at all. My cat took a crap that was shaped like Jesus with big boobs earlier. I took that as a sign that you should send 10K to:

Kent's Prophecies
c/o Rev. Kent Stanley Head, Esq.
PO Box 77711
Laurel MD 20724

BTW, I got 6 out of my 10 prophecies right last weekend - and that's probably a better average than Wendy.

 

What's your website addresss? Are you on TV ? ? ? ? I only send my money to televangelist now . . .

 

The Lord also came to me in a dream & expanded upon the prophecies given to his servant Wendy.

That's one sign by which you can know that the Lord is truly active in these modern times--that he would speak through a prophet named "Wendy." Glory Hallelujah!

As my prophet hath spoken, the current world economic tumult is indeed my judgment on the trading systems of the world. Now it may APPEAR unto my people that the authors of these systems & the cheaters in high places are actually being saved by bailouts while my true people suffer the theft of all they have worked to earn. But I , the Lord, am working behind the scenes to bring all these evil-doers to their knees in your sight. As my prophet Joe Biden (the Minor) hath spoken unto you, the crisis shall come & the way in which my servants lead you will SEEM to be wrong. But hang thee in with them, & all shall be made clear.

Indeed my prophet Wendy speaketh true that I have told her to reassure my people. Those who have truly set their hearts on me & live not by lusting after money & property & the things of this world, those I shall lift up my hand to save. Rejoice all of you, & trust in your Lord.

If by chance you find yourself stripped of your livelihood, & your modest property lost to the greed of Wall Street & government hoodlums--alas, then you are surely among the lying & false & greedy. And since you are the least powerful among these, I smite thee first--to get it out of the way & allow your Lord to concentrate more fully on those thieves now seeming to be saved.

As my prophet hath spoken, I have indeed been deeply grieved over this election, now blessedly OVER. The media is a whore, full of deception & trickery (& aren't you shocked at this revelation!). And all those divisive attacks indeed hath choked up the striking power of your Lord, & caused your Lord to struggle mightily to extend his blessing to his faithful servants. But rest assured my people, your blessing is coming, even after the rescue of the scumbags of Wall Street, the banks, the insurance companies, the auto makers et al., & the taxpayer support of both prosecution & defense of the criminal managers of Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac. You are next in line, Hallelujah!

Listen to the Lord, my people, & hold fast. Support my prophets, & my prophets & I shall indeed support thee & protect thee. After the bailouts, of course.

As the last shall be first and the first shall be last, support first my LAST explanatory prophet at Cat for God Ministries, PO Box 777, BFE, Nebraska, 68077; & send thee any leftovers to Wendy at God TV.