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Bob Saget Roast

Discussion in 'TV & Movie Discussion' started by MikeNinerHunt, Aug 18, 2008.

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  1. Aug 18, 2008 at 6:09 AM #1
    MikeNinerHunt

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    Definitely worth watching. The Saturday Night Live alumni, Lovitz and Norm MacDonald, bombed.

    "Come on Lovitz, there hasn't been a more effeminate Jew in the closet since Anne Frank."

    "Saget, you consider yourself an artist? Charlie Sheen watches you and feels good about himself."
     
  2. Aug 18, 2008 at 6:18 AM #2
    MikeNinerHunt

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    Jeffrey Ross:

    "Cloris Leachman, what a legend. Shakespeare did her in the park."

    "Is it true you used to give Mary-Kate acting lessons? You used to say 'act like this never happened.'"

    I think Gilbert Gottfried gave us this classic:

    "Life is cruel. Pryor, dead. Carlin, dead. Saget: healthy as a mule!!"
     
  3. Aug 18, 2008 at 7:54 AM #3
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    Funny stuff.
    I wasn't aware of the Saget Roast. Who's carrying it?
     
  4. Aug 18, 2008 at 8:30 AM #4
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    Comedy Central. Evidently Saget wasn't to pleased with the Olsen twin jokes.
     
  5. Aug 18, 2008 at 8:49 AM #5
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    Saget is worth a roast. Bottom of the barrel.
     
  6. Aug 18, 2008 at 11:31 AM #6
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    That was the bald dude. Godfrey's bit hinged around dispelling "rumors" that Saget "raped and killed a 14 year old girl in 1990."

    Saget actually was the only one I thought was funny, suprisingly. I've never seen his standup act, but apparently he is very blue and raunchy.

    Ross usually kills at these things, and I didn't really chuckle. McDonald's act grew old 15 years ago.
     
  7. Aug 18, 2008 at 12:00 PM #7
    rotocub

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    Roasts are stupid.
     
  8. Aug 18, 2008 at 12:12 PM #8
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    Any Dean Martin roast that included Don Rickles was great actually.
     
  9. Aug 18, 2008 at 1:14 PM #9
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    I have to believe he was being sarcastic with the jokes he himself has made of the Olsen twins over the years.
     
  10. Aug 18, 2008 at 1:22 PM #10
    rotocub

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    I do recall those back in the 70s when my parents watched occasionally, but I was too young to really get them. No doubt they were much better than today where they seem like nothing more than raunch contests.
     
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