Bill Belichick Sex Tape

Suprised Bruschi was on the asshole side (and the biggest) from that writers blog, given that he's usually good for a quote. He didn't really give any examples, so he may just have an axe to grind. It's not like he's working for the Globe or anything. And he liked every reciever on the Pats, including Moss. And though he can ball, Welker has come off as more than a little arrogant.

 

I love how the whore is spinning it:

Mrs. Shenocca said that Vincent Shenocca “became unreasonably upset and jealous regarding my friendship with this other individual, often becoming loudly and profanely critical of (her) friendship outside of the marriage.” She claims that her husband’s outbursts have been so virulent that “her health and safety have become endangered and it is improper and unreasonable to expect (her) to cohabit with (her husband).”


No shit??

 

She looks like that Price is right chick Bob Barker was banging. Janice Pennington?

 

If they give the kids to that woman, I might have to take matters into my own hands.

 

No way he can stay at the office all night, every night If he can hit that on a regular basis

 

Goin' Juice on dat hoe?

 

This is one of those very rare instances where it's perfectly acceptable to hit a woman in the face.

 

So, she goes out to get a pair of new and bigger fun bags??? To ease all of the stress her husband's "virulent outbursts" have caused, no doubt.

 

These two words: "Bill Belichick" should never be followed by these two words: "Sex Tape" ...

Just typing that made me nauseous.

 

Does Belichick film everything? And, if so, what defensive signals did he learn from his Jersey MILF? For instance, when she shakes her head, does she mean she’s not in the mood to have sex? Or is she merely trying to shake off the effects of the date rape drug he slipped her? I say the latter, because: a) Belichick has a history of taking shortcuts to get what he wants. He is a guaranteed mickey-slipper. And b) I refuse to live in a world in which anyone would have sex with Bill Belichick while having complete control of their mental faculties.