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Baseless Lies about Kris Jenkins

Discussion in 'Carolina Panthers' started by magnus, Jul 17, 2007.

  1. Black&Blue

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    Kris Jenkins does not believe in God. Instead, he worships Steve Guttenburg, the actor from Police Academy, 3 Men & a Baby, and Short Circuit. It's believed that Jenkins has a tatoo of Mr. Guttenburg's face on his left thigh.
     
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    he's having an affair with Clay Aiken
     
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    I heard he has a two headed love child with Ellen Corby....
     
  4. Foxman

    Foxman Don't read th

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    He listens to Enya to get ready to play.
     
  5. Bondgirl

    Bondgirl Needy Bitch

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    LOL
     
  6. Black&Blue

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    So? That shit is tight!
     
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    he must kill a puppy to achieve an orgasm
     
  8. presidence99

    presidence99 This MARRIAGE?

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    He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him.
     
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    Dick Cheney is his idol
     
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    Kris Jenkins = Boo
     

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