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Set it and forget it.

Discussion in 'Food & Drink Forum' started by Galethog, Jun 16, 2007.

  1. Jun 16, 2007 at 8:26 PM #1
    Galethog

    Galethog Arrogant SumBitch

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    Showtime Rotisserie and BBQ oven.

    Set it and forget it my ass. The SOB gets as hot on the outside as it does on the inside. Now I know why I got it so cheap at that yard sale.
     
  2. Jun 18, 2007 at 12:51 PM #2
    hasbeen99

    hasbeen99 Fighting the stereotype

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    I lub my Showtime. Makes awesome rotisserie chicken. I don't use it near enough. :frown:
     
  3. Jun 18, 2007 at 1:08 PM #3
    slydevl

    slydevl Asshole for the People!

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    • Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Showtime Rotisserie and BBQ oven.
    • Caution: Showtime Rotisserie and BBQ oven may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
    • Showtime Rotisserie and BBQ oven Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
    • Do not use Showtime Rotisserie and BBQ oven on concrete.

    Discontinue use of Showtime Rotisserie and BBQ oven if any of the following occurs:
    • Itching
    • Vertigo
    • Dizziness
    • Tingling in extremities
    • Loss of balance or coordination
    • Slurred speech
    • Temporary blindness
    • Profuse sweating
    • Heart palpitations

    If Showtime Rotisserie and BBQ oven begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

    Showtime Rotisserie and BBQ oven may stick to certain types of skin.
    When not in use, Showtime Rotisserie and BBQ oven should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

    Failure to do so relieves the makers of Showtime Rotisserie and BBQ oven, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

    Ingredients of Showtime Rotisserie and BBQ oven include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

    Showtime Rotisserie and BBQ oven has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

    Do not taunt Showtime Rotisserie and BBQ oven.

    Showtime Rotisserie and BBQ oven comes with a lifetime guarantee.

    Showtime Rotisserie and BBQ oven ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
     
  4. Jun 18, 2007 at 1:33 PM #4
    spud

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    So does Sams Club, Harris Teeter, Food Lion etc etc...and for under 5 bucks.

    WAIT in YOUR case 99....so does Raleys, Albertsons, and Safeway.
     
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  5. Jun 18, 2007 at 1:39 PM #5
    slydevl

    slydevl Asshole for the People!

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    Don't forget Trader Joe's

    Which is coming to Charlotte sooooooooooon
     
  6. Jun 18, 2007 at 1:55 PM #6
    spud

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    I don't live in Charlotte so NOW your making me extremly jealous!
     
  7. Jun 18, 2007 at 2:12 PM #7
    kshead

    kshead What's the spread?

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    Do not cook with Happy Fun Ball.
     
  8. Jun 18, 2007 at 3:30 PM #8
    slydevl

    slydevl Asshole for the People!

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    I've got some ben wah beads fashioned out of Happy Fun Balls
     
  9. Jun 18, 2007 at 3:35 PM #9
    Freakshow

    Freakshow Fuck you guys.

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    Fred has some fashioned out of Coors Lite Party Balls.
     

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