Avett Bros.

anybody else make it in this photo?

 

That's me in the red tank top with pig tails, right behind the bass player's azz, it was making me dizzy all concert. I tried to sneak onto their tour bus to make babies, with any of them, but the driver slapped the sh*t out of me , and beat 'em to it. My vagina was exhausted, and I hope that driver makes more than 50K/year, b/c he's payin' my rent now. Had a blast.

 

Well looks like his [f*cking, stoopid azz, bus driver] seed didn't stick, and I soiled some of my nice panties, (I thought I was done with that). When do the Avett Bros. play next??, I'm thinking at the Ashfest in Deerfields. I'm going to bring them all back to my f*ck tent, and have them fill all available orifices, it's a three piece, right? Somebodies seed has got to stick to my vaginal walls, and I will achieve my goal of world domination through making babies with huge rock and roll stars, and getting my MF'ing rent paid, wish me luck, Jerry Gar-C Ya!

 

You've had more dicks in you than builder and Fred put together...

 

It's my red tank top, it brings all the boyz to the yard.

 

Yep that's you. I think you even said this little ditty was your theme song.

[Repeat x2]
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,

[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

 

what the fuck is wrong with you?

 

My little girl head bangs with her ukelele and imitates Scott on this song.


It's great.

 

Who are you referring to? Plu?

 

The Milkshake song?