Jon Scheyer

Showed last night how one should act when they catch an elbow that draws blood.

Like a fucking man.

Maybe Tyler can take some lessons in the off season.

 

crybaby

 

you mean cry and act like he's going to throw a towel at someone like a little bitch?

 

That is what Tyler did. Jon went to the bench and got stiches and didn't do the patented Tyler Hansblo PUSS OUT.

 

AP - Durham, NC.

Gerald Henderson had his driver's license suspended for one day after hitting a seeing-eye dog while driving 70 in a 15 MPH zone through a pedestrian cross-walk at the North Carolina School for the Def and the Blind. Henderson told reporters after the accident, "I guess those things just happen. I certainly wasn't trying to hit the mutt."

Coach K commented, "It's ridiculous to say that 'G' was trying to hit that flee-bag. Gerald doesn't drive that way and we don't drive that way at Duke." On the circumstances surrounding the accident, "It's really unfortunate that that kid and his dog were in the street. I'm mean, did he even look both ways first!?"

Expressing his regret over the incident, K said "You know the guy I really for sorry for is G. He had just washed that car and they only stay clean for 3-4 days anyway. I feel bad for G."

When told of the accident by reporters, Tyler Hansbrough (a.k.a. Psycho T) said, "Oh, I'm sure there was no intent there. Gerald is a good guy. In fact, I've extended an open invitation for him to come hang out with me in Chapel Hill anytime… just as long as he comes alone and doesn't tell anyone where he's going. Yeah, I'd really like to hang out with Gerald. He's a good guy."

CBS basketball analyst and by-stander Billy Packer said, "It was clearly a bad piece of police work to fault Henderson for the accident." Packer did not elaborate on his conclusion other than to repeat the same statement 34 more times.

After reviewing film of the accident, Coach K confirmed his initial response, "Usually when I'm trying to run over a dog, I don't let him know I'm coming. In this case, Gerald honked his horn and yelled 'out of my way b*tches!" before the dog made contact with his car. Obviously, you can't fault Gerald for that one."

 

Well there was 14 seconds left in the game and UNC was killing Duke, so there was no point in Hansbrough to go back in. In Scheyers situation, Duke was getting man handled by a mid major so he tried to go back in and get the W but there was still no use cus they lost anyways. Question??? Who is still in the tournament and who is on the bus back to Durham????

 

Who never was in the tournament Semen-hole fan?

Still being in has nothing to do with Tyler pansying out after being hit. Jon showed how a real man takes a punch.

 

Scheyer is shown crying there? What's your point? Biggest thing those two games had in common was duke lost them both.

 

You call that crying? Seriously, Tyler was crying. That is blood not tears like the glassy eyed Hansblo.

 

It's funny, all that Duke fans have left to talk about is this. :newsmile40: