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SEC Football knowledge measure

Discussion in 'College Football Forum' started by PantherFanz, Oct 13, 2006.

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  1. Oct 13, 2006 at 4:38 PM #1
    PantherFanz

    PantherFanz Go Panthers

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    It's football season! Fall weather!

    Cookouts! Picnics! Best socializing of the year!

    Here is the traditional collegiate football quiz to increase your joy of the season.

    Even though you may know most of the answers, it is still fun to reminisce the halcyon days of yore.



    (1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

    ........Drool.




    (2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

    .........A full set of teeth.




    (3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room?

    ........Grease her hips and push.




    (4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?

    .........Pay him for the pizza.




    (5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?

    .......There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.




    (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?

    .........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.




    (7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life?

    ..........His freshman year.




    (8) How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

    .........None -- that's a sophomore course.




    (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?

    .......Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.




    AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)




    (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?

    ..........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week
     
  2. Oct 13, 2006 at 4:42 PM #2
    Freakshow

    Freakshow Fuck you guys.

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    Funny...barely.

    Obviously you've NEVER been to an SEC game. Puts NFL tailgating to shame.

    Not to mention the women at ALL the schools (not Vandy) are hot. I believe Herbstreit said the best women in the country are at Southern Cal and any SEC school...

    (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?

    ..........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week

    This one is also a Clemson and Texas joke...
     
  3. Oct 13, 2006 at 4:53 PM #3
    PantherFanz

    PantherFanz Go Panthers

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    Actually I have many, many times. Regular down in Columbia, done Texas, So Cal, Mississippi St and Alabama. I got a freaking live band and carnival act going on the next game, that is up there with them. So judge somewhere else
     
  4. Oct 13, 2006 at 4:56 PM #4
    Freakshow

    Freakshow Fuck you guys.

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    OK. So you have been. Still the hottest women and the best tailgating in the country...
     
  5. Oct 13, 2006 at 5:18 PM #5
    PantherFanz

    PantherFanz Go Panthers

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    I think Athens is like where all hot women on the planet are made....I am trying like hell to get my kid good enough to play there!
     
  6. Oct 13, 2006 at 5:42 PM #6
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    Collin soap and water

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    Sometime you should really have your mother explain what a "joke" is.
     
  7. Oct 13, 2006 at 5:55 PM #7
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    We do have a lot of hotties down here in Athens. They will be out in full force tonight with Vandy coming to town tomorrow
     
  8. Oct 13, 2006 at 6:06 PM #8
    PantherFanz

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    Too bad I am heading for Baltimore...Might try and head down there for the Mississippi St game next weekend if I can get away...
     
  9. Oct 13, 2006 at 6:16 PM #9
    Freakshow

    Freakshow Fuck you guys.

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    Blow me.
     
  10. Oct 14, 2006 at 9:52 AM #10
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    nope, ole miss is where they are made and then sent out to the rest of the world
     
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